shiny new T-O-Y

you know that feeling you get when you get a shiny new toy, yup that is me right now...except my toy is extra special, it can KILL you. muahahahahahahahah (by the way that is my evil laugh, just in case you did not know).

well all it is, is a new set of knives for culinary school. i am so excited.

oh did i tell you how i was gonna take over the world? lemme tell you...

first i am gonna go to culinary school, and learn how to cook really well. and then i am gonna fatten everyone up til they cannot think straight. remember that phobia list i posted? yup i am gonna use that to scare everyone into submission, especially the one about the great mole rat?!?! what the h-e-double hockey sticks is that?!?!?!?!

actually the way i am gonna take over the world is marry oprah. then i can just buy the world.

anyways sports fans that is about all i got for you tonight.

oh by the way do not drink rat poison, it is bad for you. that skull and cross-bones is a dead give-away.