randomness

so today i have herad some of the strangest things come out of peoples mouths. like this one girl, who said that there were too many people in china so they have kill everything that runs acroos the street so that they can feed everyone.

another person said eww your food looks like vomit.

i got an email saying "today i farted".

"my teeth are bugging, this is just a spontaneous moment to clean my teeth" then i will eat easy mac. (what is point your teeth will get dirty again)

then i heard this song by Joey McItyre bashing my schools honor code. it was glorious.

my bed...so comfy

my roommate loves his bed. every night he lets me know. but what he doesn't know is secretly my bed is much more comfy.

i have a feather bed on it and he doesn't but that is ok.

i have noticed that i write about some silly things. well hey i am silly kinda guy. my bed is more comfy and that is all i have to say. if you don't believe me you should sleep in it.

scooter

it is funny, i have had celest for two years. for those who don't know celest is my scooter. she has hurt me pretty badly (from falling off not emotionally) but i like her.

well i pulled her out of storage the other day and everyone is riding her. i don't remember the last time she has seen this much action. (for all of you who are thinking like that, shame on you.)

it is great watching people try and ride her down the hall and back again without running into things, especially if they have been drinking. (oh did i say that, no one at my school drinks it is a dry campus.)

red means stop, green means go and pizza is a great breakfast food.

my couch

my roommate and i got a couch. it was free. how great is that?

big brother

so what is the deal with this. i have been bugging him all summer about a job and when he gets one and moves he doesn't even tell me. the way that i find out was by a friend at a party.

granted i love the guy like he is my brother but this makes me mad. c'mon man what is going on?

well whatever is going on i hope that it goes well for him because he is my big brother and i will always wish him well.

but in the meantime do you think you could give me a heads up?

friend

so i just called her to talk on the phone at work. i don't think that was a good idea but i am glad that i did it. she is one in a million. always makes me laugh.

i think that everyone should have a friend like that where you can just lean over the desk and talk even though you both know you have a ton of work to do. it was kinda weird not talking in person because that is what i am used to but that will be easy to get over.

did you know that she loves to laugh so hard she can't breathe. if you didn't now you do. have a great day and we should talk more often.

oh by the way good luck.

not alone

living alone what a novel thought. hearing the sounds down the hall and know that none of that will come from my room. well that has changed as of right now.

today i got a roommate. i have had a lot of trouble with them before because they always leave. now why is that?

i think that i am a pretty good guy why would people not want to room with me? if you know the answer to this do not tell me because i do not want to know.

ignorance is bliss.

hatred

why is it that the things that we are the best at are the things that we hate doing the most. well in my case that is what happens.

like take my instrument for instance. you would think that after 12 years that i would great at playing it. well boy was i wrong. i guess that maybe playing on and off for two years will have that effect on someone.

but going from great to alright is not something that excites me. working harder only frustrates me more because i know i can do it.

i'll get there again and when i do it will be awesome. and i hate my instrument.

that one...

so yea a fellow friend can understand what is going on right now.

can someone get me a fan, water, iceberg? what is this i do not know if i like it at all but i love it at the same time.

ahh well i guess time will have to tell. this is going to be an interesting year to say the least.

yea a two hour converstaion was awesome and the laughter constant. i think that things are going well.

coche

silver body, gray interior, sigma chi sticker you know what i am talking about and that is right it is all mine.

a chrysler concorde what an excellent car i don't know what to with myself. driving whenever i want.

i have now joined the masses with a car, feeling that self of entitlement like, hey look at me look and what i have and you know you envy me.

well you know what i don't think that i would like to take that path. i think that i will say hey look at me i am in a car, if you ned something i might be able to help you.

moving

that is right ladies and gentlemen it is time to move. a whole bunch of sweaty people trying to decorate a box the size of a jail cell to make it feel like home.

music is blaring and boxes are everywhere. back to school fever is everywhere.

not to mention everyone trying to make a good impressions on the new ones that have come this year while rekindling relationships with the seasoned ones.

life is returning back to normal and man do i love it.

gone

i wonder what will happen when i leave. will everything return to the way that it was before i left? hmm maybe it won't, i think that would be best. i think that i would like to leave an imprint on wherever i go (well just as long as it is a good one).

well i hope that things are not the same when i leave and that i have left an impact. well you have all made an impact on me and i thank you for it.

for copy-editing i ask that you be gentle and i know that this will drive some crazy because of the lack of capital letters.

you will all be missed and thank you.

laughing

i find myself laughing at the strangest times. i often think to myself what am i laughing about and is it truly as funny as i make it. the answer is yes. everything is just that funny.

if you disagree with that statement then you just don't know. but you better ask me. like right now i am laughing at you. i do not know why just cuz i can. try it on someone it is the greatest feeling in the world.

eat chicken not mud and you will be fine.

leaving

sitting back and reflecting i have learned many things this summer. one of the biggest was when all else fails shut up. that was a hard one for me.

i also learned that the little things are the greatest. that the person behind you is a great and awesome person and is always willing to help. the laughter of the person next to you can always brighten your day and the great things they say when they are frustrated. sneezing is an excellent feeling and everytime you say bless you the more times sneezing occurs. that the best times are the ones spent hanging over a shelf of a desk. music is the soul of everyone and lunges are best done between cubicles. the best cakes are those that are six layers and made of chocolate.

if you have not tried cold stone, it is great. do not talk during movies people do not like it. laughter is even better. toe licking is best done in the netherlands.

people are good and willing to help. the sarcasm that comes from the windows in the office is great and i love it, and the looks from the editor are classic (and the same). the smiles that everyone has on their way to work because they genuine love their jobs, which in my opinion makes all the difference. the boss that is easily to relate to even though he is 20 years older. supervisors are great, especially when they are like the one i have right now.

the old man photographer that is younger than me always brightens my day even though he does not know the difference between thrusday and friday. that no matter old you are age is what you want it to be. everyone who has the same name as me is awesome hands down. exclaimation points are great!!!!!!! and life is short. magnets are nice and starbucks is the greatest place to go on mondays.

a good worker can balance fun and work and always has enough time for both. everything works out just do not stress too much cuz you are the one who messes things up. time flys, pigs don't and the world is round.

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ping and dink, insert them where you want to. i like to do it at random times during the day. luz does it when i blink and nukku when i smile. try it they have always worked for me.