first dates

i would have never said yes...oh speaking of which i lead guys on and make them think i like them and when they ask me out, i say no.

well i would go on the first date to get some free food and movie and then i would tell them that this will not work out or have them give me their number and i would tell them i would call.

well what prompted these comments was the couple that was sitting across from liz, jenn and i at sakura's last night. they were incredibly awkward, and it looked like they were on their first date. he was skinny with a moustache and goatee but they did not connect and pasty white, she was thin witha flat round face and small brown eyes.

they really were perfect for each other in that wierd nerdy comic-book way. but needless to say it was interesting for us three to watch them and the awkwardness of the first date, especially for us.

their converstaion was not really that great, the highlight of it being the girl saying that she was their favorite white girl...

i will just leave it at that, and all three of us laughed so hard i thought my food was going to come out of my nose. so i tried to drown it by drinking, that did not work so i excused myself to the bathroom. i came back to hear her say that she would wear her glasses but she was wearing make-up.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WEARING GLASSES?

then in the attempts to put a little more on she pulls out a regular sized stick of deoderant, puts on her make-up and gives him the makeout eyes, and i want to vomit. but hey i am not taking her out on a date and the two i was with were much much better looking anyways.

but that is where the date ended, and we left shortly after them.

maybe that guy should check out these dating ideas before taking her out again, and save anyone else from that awkwardness.