cancer oh...

capricon, aquarius, pisces, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer oh
leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius i love all yall.

today's horoscope.

pisces- because jupiter is in your fourth house you will be ruled by your intestines, expect major constipation and bowel problems this week.

aries- the moon, which rules the water lies in your third house. be aware of all people that mean you harm, for they will try and drown you.

taurus- neptune is rising in your second house, this will cause irregular and severe hiccups and bad acne for you this month.

gemini- money will be a problem for you this month, be aware of your investments because many of them will fail this month.

cancer- saturn is rising in your sixth house bringing you good favor and luck, be adventurous this month.

leo- pouto is in your fifth house causing you much stress. relax and make time for you.

virgo- people will be looking for you to help them in their time of need. be generous with yourself because they will repay you ten fold.

libra- uranus is rising in your eighth house, muscular problems await you this month so eat a lot of bananas.

scorpio- venus is in your fourth house. love is all around you but not directed towards you, love someone and you might find it returned. also be aware of what you eat because you will have severe flatulants this month.

sagittarius- you are going to die

capricorn- the sun is in your thrid house, stay away from anything hot because it will burn you.

aquarius- you are fortunate in love, but jealousy awaits you. be aware of past affairs for they are all plotting against you right now.

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